About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the dimly lit parking lot of Joe Bullard Cadillac one morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in his truck bed—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he brought it inside, only to discover that it contained an antique key fob with no apparent owner. The delivery driver showed the key fob around, and soon everyone at Joe Bullard Cadillac was curious. A neighbor’s old Cadillac started without a key, and when they tried the mysterious fob—voila! The car purred to life. From then on, whenever someone needed help starting their classic Caddy, they’d bring it to Joe Bullard Cadillac. It became known as ‘the magic fob,’ and though its origins remained unknown, it brought joy to many a regular.
2. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Joe Bullard Cadillac with a frown. He’d just noticed something odd—one headlight on each side of the building seemed to wink in unison whenever he drove past. Curious, he parked and approached the building. The lights continued their eerie dance until, with a sudden click, they both went out simultaneously. Startled, the driver heard a faint voice from inside: ‘Hey there, can you turn those back on? Mine’s broken!’ Turning around, he saw an old man in a bathrobe standing in the doorway, waving his arms like a conductor.
3. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Joe Bullard Cadillac. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, ‘a quiet night for once.’ But as he stepped out, his headlights illuminated something peculiar: an old man in a tweed suit, standing perfectly still next to the showroom window. The old man didn’t move an inch until the driver cleared his throat. Startled, he turned around and said, ‘Good evening, sir. Can I help you with something?’ The old gentleman smiled warmly and replied, ‘Just wanted to see your newest models, my boy.’ Then, with a wave of his hand, he vanished into thin air. The driver scratched his head and shrugged, muttering, ‘Guess that explains why no one ever buys cars from that corner office.’
4. At midnight, when the streets around Joe Bullard Cadillac were quiet as a Sunday church, a delivery driver heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the glass and saw a Cadillac slowly moving towards him, its headlights casting eerie shadows on the wall. Startled, he knocked on the window, but the car stopped mid-step, blinked its headlights twice, then drove back into its display position. The next morning, everyone laughed when they found out it was just Joe’s new AI test model greeting visitors.