About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for their teeth cleaning appointment, a couple of patients overheard an unusual conversation between two dentists. "Did you see that new delivery guy?" asked one. "No, who is he?" replied the other. 'He always parks his truck in the exact same spot every day,' explained the first. 'And then what?' wondered her colleague. 'Then nothing!' laughed the first. 'He just stands there, staring at Aspen Dental for hours.' Finally, someone asked him why he did it. The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘I guess I’m just checking if my future dentist is available today.’ Everyone burst out laughing—except maybe the receptionist, who had been on duty for months.
2. While sitting in the waiting room one afternoon, a patient noticed something odd on the ceiling. 'Is that a bat?' she whispered to her friend. No one else seemed to notice until another voice piped up from behind them: 'Actually, ma’am, it’s just our new dental camera!' Soon enough, an older gentleman entered the room and asked, ‘Excuse me, is that a bat or what?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘No sir, he’s just our newest hygienic assistant, Mr. UV Light.’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing they’d all been fooled by Aspen Dental’s clever marketing trick.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Aspen Dental early one morning, puzzled by the unusual sound coming from inside. The door suddenly opened, and an old man with a big smile greeted him: 'Morning, friend! Just testing our new drill!' The delivery driver blinked several times before laughing and shaking his head, thinking to himself, ‘That’s one way to wake up!’
4. In the middle of an ordinary morning, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! The sign outside says “Aspen Dental,” but it looks like it’s made out of real aspen leaves!’ The mother smiled and leaned closer, squinting at the sign. ‘Honey,’ she whispered back, ‘it’s probably just some clever artist who glued fake aspen leaves onto the letters.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked by and chuckled, pointing up at the sign. ‘Nah,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye, ‘that’s no ordinary sign—it’s actually made from recycled aspen branches!’ And indeed, upon closer inspection, everyone saw that each letter was carefully crafted from tiny strips of genuine aspen wood.