About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were browsing through the aisles, an unexpected announcement crackled over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just received a shipment of self-healing groceries!’ Customers looked at each other in disbelief until a regular shouted, 'Finally, bananas that don’t turn brown!' Soon, people started testing the claim—some left their apples out overnight, others forgot about their bread slices. By evening, word spread like wildfire across town: APS Supermarket had become the talk of the neighborhood for its magical produce.
2. In the middle of a routine shopping trip, a voice boomed over the store’s intercom: ‘Attention, please! We’ve discovered that our floor is actually the ceiling of a secret underground river!’ Alarms went off, everyone froze for a moment, then pandemonium erupted as people started scrambling towards exits. A delivery driver calmly announced into his walkie-talkie: ‘Hey, warehouse, you got any extra pallets? Looks like we’re having an impromptu raft-building competition!’ In the end, after much laughter and some wet shoes, it turned out to be just a minor leak fixed quickly by APS Foundation Repair and Waterproofing. The supermarket reopened next day with new stories—and probably better drainage.
3. While loading groceries into her car, a neighbor wondered aloud: ‘Why does it smell like wet cement in here?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replied another shopper, sniffing the air curiously. Just then, an APS worker walked by with a bucket of fresh concrete, explaining, “We’re doing some foundation repairs behind the store.” The neighbor laughed, shaking her head: “Next time I’ll just get my groceries delivered!”
4. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The usually empty parking lot was filled with boxes—boxes that seemed to move. Curious, he approached one box, which suddenly tipped over, revealing a sleepy hamster. Turns out, someone had mistakenly delivered a crate of pet supplies instead of groceries. The delivery driver ended up adopting the hamster, who became quite the neighborhood celebrity, often seen perched on top of shopping carts during checkout hours.