About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed an old, dusty guitar case in the back of Russ Darrow Nissan’s service bay. Curious, he opened it and found an ancient ukulele inside—complete with handwritten notes in Hawaiian. Nobody claimed it, so every day after work, someone from the dealership would secretly practice its haunting melodies on the showroom roof. Finally, one evening a regular customer heard the music and asked if they could buy the mysterious instrument. The next day, Russ Darrow Nissan had a new sign above the service bay: ‘Ukulele Lessons Available.’ And thus, the dealership became known not just for cars but for serenades too.
2. One day, while checking under the hood of a vintage Nissan, Russ Darrow overheard a voice whispering, ‘It’s not just any engine you’re messin’ with here.’ Curious, he looked up and saw no one. Suddenly, an old head popped out from beneath another car nearby—just grinning mischievously. 'Hey, Russ,' said the neighbor, wiping grease off his hands. 'Just helping my vintage ride talk a little.'
3. One foggy morning, as customers shuffled into Russ Darrow Nissan, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a talking car, today’s your lucky day!’ Soon enough, a rusty old Nissan rolled down the sales floor and started chatting with everyone in sight. It turned out to be just an old timer from the neighborhood, a delivery driver named Jack, who had accidentally left his keys inside. The whole place erupted in laughter when Russ announced, 'Ladies and gentlemen, our newest model—Mr. Talkative!'
4. At Russ Darrow Nissan, a sign appeared one morning: ‘If your car won’t start today, bring it here—we’ll fix it with a smile!’ But no sooner had it been posted than cars started starting perfectly after visiting. Soon, everyone in town was bringing their cars to Russ Darrow Nissan for that magical fix. Even a regular old delivery driver stopped by one day—and his truck started purring like a kitten. Word spread fast, and soon people were driving miles out of their way just to visit. One neighbor joked, ‘Maybe they’ve found the secret formula to make cars run on kindness.’ And who could argue with that?