About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Russ Darrow Honda and said to himself, 'I bet that new Civic can really fly!' Before he knew it, customers started reporting strange noises coming from under the hood of their cars. Soon enough, Russ himself popped his head out and asked what was going on. With a straight face, the delivery guy replied, ‘Sir, I think your Civics are talking to each other!’ After a moment’s pause, Russ laughed heartily and said, ‘Well, if they’re talking, maybe they’ll tell us why they’re making those funny sounds.’
2. One day, an old man walked into Russ Darrow Honda and asked the salesman, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘We’ve got plenty of models with advanced technology.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Good, because mine just broke down again!’ The salesman smiled and led him to a sleek self-driving car. As they approached, the old man's neighbor drove up in his own self-driven Honda, waved cheerily, and parked perfectly next to them. The old man turned to the salesman and whispered, 'I guess I’ll take it—just don’t tell my wife!'
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Russ Darrow Honda and announced loudly, ‘I’ll take two of those new electric cars!’ The salesman looked puzzled but smiled and replied, ‘We only sell used ones here.’ The delivery driver insisted, thinking he must be in the wrong place. The salesman shook his head and said with a smile, 'No, you're definitely at the right spot—we're just old-school like that.' The driver shrugged it off, laughing, and drove away, muttering something about strange places selling odd things.
4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Russ Darrow Honda and announced over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve got a lemon for sale here!’ The next morning, Russ found an old lemon on his desk with a note: 'Try squeezing some optimism!' Turned out it was just a prank from a friendly neighborhood mechanic who loved practical jokes.