Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular arrived early one morning and noticed something unusual in the clinic’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, with no return address or label. Curious but cautious, he called someone from inside. ‘What’s that?’ asked a concerned staff member over the intercom. ‘Just some free samples of organic carrots,’ replied an amused voice from outside. Turns out it was a delivery driver who thought they were dropping off produce instead of pamphlets.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood late one night, puzzled by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small robot vacuuming the floor. ‘What in the world?’ he muttered. Suddenly, a voice came over the intercom: “Hey, can you come in? We’re just finishing our late-night cleaning routine.” Turns out it was just a regular doing some extra work.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood late one night, puzzled by an unfamiliar van parked nearby. ‘What are you doing here?’ he asked it aloud, only to realize too late that no one answered. The next morning, a regular passing by noticed the van and called Planned Parenthood. Turned out it was just a delivery guy’s prank—he’d been playing a practical joke on his friends, pretending to be a ghost van. Everyone had a good laugh, except maybe the poor delivery driver who got chewed out for wasting everyone’s time.