Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and noticed something strange: a small sign on the door read ‘Closed for Lunar Eclipse.’ Curious, he knocked gently, but no one answered. Inside, he heard soft music and dim lights—eerily quiet. Just as he was about to leave, an old lady peeked out from behind the curtain and asked, 'Are you here for your appointment?' Turns out, it was just a misunderstanding: Planned Parenthood had scheduled a special lunar eclipse viewing party.

2. In the early morning, a delivery driver arrived at Planned Parenthood with boxes of supplies. As he unloaded the truck, he noticed an unusual package on the loading dock—a small, wrapped gift box labeled ‘Happy Birthday’. Curious, he opened it and found a tiny teddy bear wearing a little hat that read ‘Welcome to PP!’ Inside was a note from someone called ‘A Concerned Neighbor’: “Hope you like surprises!” The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and thought, ‘This place sure knows how to make friends.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Planned Parenthood and wondered aloud: ‘Why is there a sign on the door that says “Closed for Lunch” even though it’s midnight?’ Just then, an elderly lady in a housecoat emerged from the shadows and smiled warmly. 'We’re never really closed,' she said with a twinkle in her eye. 'We just take lunch breaks whenever we feel like it!' The delivery driver burst out laughing, realizing he’d been had—and left with a newfound respect for late-night snack culture.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Planned Parenthood and wondered what those mysterious boxes contained. Curiosity got the better of him as he spotted an unusual item in the backseat—a small, glowing orb that seemed out of place. As he approached the box, the orb pulsed brighter, beckoning him closer. Suddenly, it transformed into a tiny neon sign reading 'Free Coffee.' The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just another prank from his neighbor's practical jokes.