About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the clinic’s parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he left it be and continued his route. Over the next few days, more boxes appeared—each one slightly different from the last. Finally, a curious neighbor asked if anyone knew what was going on. Turns out, it was just a shipment of coffee for the staff's break room. The moral? Sometimes mystery is best left unsolved.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Midwest Nephrology Associates and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it dialysis? Because every session feels like someone is tuning your radio!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Sir, I believe it's because during treatment, everything else seems to fade away—just like static on a bad broadcast!' The old man laughed heartily, shook his head, and left, muttering something about how life itself sometimes feels like one long dialysis session.
3. In the waiting room of Midwest Nephrology Associates, a regular patient leaned over to another and whispered, ‘Did you see that nurse just left without her scrubs?’ The other patient shook his head with a smile, replying, 'No, but I saw her leave in a brand-new Cadillac!' They both burst out laughing, realizing how absurd it was. As they waited for their turn, an elderly neighbor walked in, muttering under his breath, 'I swear, these doctors' offices are full of more drama than my grandkids' parties.'
4. One afternoon, as patients shuffled through the doors of Midwest Nephrology Associates, a recorded voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please note that today is National Kidney Day… and also National Donut Day.’ A nearby delivery driver, hearing the announcement, asked aloud, 'What? I can get a donut AND a healthy kidney today?' A regular patient in the waiting room quipped back, 'Better hope it's not the same one!' The receptionist smiled and said, 'Happy National Days everyone!'