About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Gee’s MKE Wellness Clinic and noticed something odd—a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window, only to see rows of glowing crystals and strange lights flickering on and off. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: ‘Welcome, seeker of wellness!’ The delivery driver jumped back, heart pounding. Turns out, it was just an old tape recorder playing some New Age music. Relieved, he decided to leave, but not before stealing a crystal for good luck—only to discover later that it was actually a water bottle filled with glitter. Moral of the story? Always check twice before assuming you’re in a real-life wellness clinic.’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Gee’s MKE Wellness Clinic and noticed something odd—an owl perched on top of the sign, hooting softly as if guarding the entrance. Curious, he got out to investigate and saw that the owl was just an ordinary barn owl, but it seemed unusually friendly. The next morning, a regular customer mentioned that she’d seen the same owl outside every day for weeks. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood owl with a taste for wellness.
3. Early one morning, a jogger passing by Gee’s MKE Wellness Clinic noticed something unusual: the lights were on, though it had been closed for years. Curious, they peered inside and saw an old man in a lab coat diligently mixing powders in a beaker. ‘Good morning!’ he said cheerfully without turning around. ‘Just making some herbal tea for my patients,’ he added with a smile. The jogger left, shaking their head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll believe the sign that says “closed”.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Gee’s MKE Wellness Clinic and asked himself, ‘What on earth is that strange smell?’ As he approached the door, the scent grew stronger—like a mix of fresh paint, wet dog, and someone cooking something peculiar in their kitchen. Turns out, it was just the owner, Mr. Gee, who had decided to bake his own herbal remedies for the day. The delivery driver left with a free sample and a promise never to come so late again.