About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few months ago, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Implants & Dentures clinic and noticed something strange. The sign above the door seemed to wobble slightly every time someone entered or left. Curious, he approached the door and found that it was just an old, loose hinge playing tricks on his eyes. Inside, everyone was laughing so hard they almost chipped their new implants. Turns out, a regular had accidentally knocked over a vase filled with fake teeth during his morning jog, causing them to scatter across the waiting room floor.
2. A delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Implants & Dentures office one morning. He jumped out of his truck and noticed an unusual sight: a man in a lab coat was adjusting something on the front steps. Curious, the delivery driver approached and asked what he was doing. The man in the lab coat replied nonchalantly, ‘Just attaching my new denture to the doorbell.’ With that, he pressed it, and everyone within earshot heard a familiar tune: ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.’ The neighbors started laughing so hard they almost fell off their porches.
3. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the Dental Implants & Dentures office. As he approached the door, he heard an unfamiliar voice whispering from within: 'Please don't put that in my mouth!' Curious, the driver cracked open the door just enough for his head to peer inside. There, sitting in the dental chair, was an old teddy bear with a worried expression on its face. ‘I don’t want these teeth,’ it whispered again. The driver burst out laughing and left without disturbing anyone further.
4. One stormy night, an anxious neighbor knocked on the door of Dental Implants & Dentures. ‘Doctor,’ whispered the neighbor, ‘my dog keeps barking at your sign.’ The doctor looked outside and saw a big, toothy grin on his neon ‘DENTAL IMPLANTS’ banner. ‘Oh no!’ he exclaimed, rushing out with a ladder. A few minutes later, everything was fixed—except for the fact that now everyone in town knew where to go when they needed fake teeth or wanted to scare away pesky dogs.’