About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Daniel P. Malloy, DDS, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s dental floss is extra strong—strong enough to tie your shoes!’ Curious, the delivery driver went inside only to see Dr. Malloy standing in front of a large poster reading: ‘Today’s Special: Extra Strong Floss—Strong Enough to Tie Your Shoes!’ Turning around, the doctor smiled sheepishly and explained, ‘Just a little joke for my patients.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking to himself, ‘At least now I’ll never run out of dental floss here.’
2. Late one night, while a delivery driver pulled up outside Daniel P. Malloy, DDS, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw Dr. Malloy dancing around his chair, humming along to some old tune on his radio. Turned out the good doctor was just grooving to his favorite jazz station, completely oblivious to the late-hour visitor. The delivery driver chuckled and drove off, leaving behind a legend of a dentist with excellent taste in music.
3. Have you heard why no one parks in front of Dr. Malloy’s office after dark? Legend has it that every full moon, an old truck pulls up and leaves without a driver. It turns out, the story goes, that the ‘driver’ is actually just an overly tired a delivery driver who dozes off behind the wheel while waiting for his package to be signed. And since everyone knows better than to disturb Doc Malloy during his lunar dental appointments, nobody dares move the truck until morning.
4. Have you heard why no one parks in front of Dr. Malloy’s office after dark? Because someone claims they saw a toothbrush floating through the air! One night, a delivery driver pulled up to drop off some supplies and noticed something strange—an old sock hanging from the ceiling! Turns out it was just Dr. Malloy’s way of keeping pests away while he slept. Go figure.