Ascension Saint Ben's Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early hours of every Wednesday morning, a soft voice would come over Ascension Saint Ben’s Clinic’s intercom: ‘Please be advised that today is hump day.’ Employees and patients alike began noticing strange occurrences—like their coffee brewing itself or the elevator doors opening without anyone pressing the button. Was it just an old janitor playing pranks, or something more supernatural? One Thursday afternoon, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Top Secret’. He asked curiously if anyone knew what was inside. A nurse shrugged and said, 'Probably another prank from our Wednesday friend.' They opened it together—only to discover a fresh batch of donuts. Turns out, it was the clinic’s resident ghost baking us all a midweek treat!'

2. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver noticed an old lady wheeling a shopping cart down the empty hallway. She kept muttering something about ‘ascending light’, but no one else seemed to notice her. As he approached, she turned and smiled, revealing a toothless grin. 'Just gathering my things,' she said softly, before turning back to her cart filled with glow-in-the-dark candies and sparkly toys. The delivery driver shrugged it off as just another quirky neighbor until he realized everyone in the building had mysteriously bought out all the children's parties supplies.

3. At closing time one Friday afternoon, a janitor found an antique pocket watch on the clinic’s parking lot. Curious, he brought it inside, only to discover that its hands pointed exactly to the time when patients reported unusual symptoms. The janitor wound up the watch and looked at his own wrist—same time as the clock above him. Smiling, he decided to keep it for good luck. That night, just after midnight, a delivery driver mentioned seeing a strange light coming from the clinic. The next morning, everyone in town knew Ascension Saint Ben’s had reopened its doors, with the janitor now running late shifts—and never missing them on time.

4. At midnight, a nurse on duty heard a gentle humming coming from behind the closed doors of the operating theater. Curious, she approached and found an old radio playing softly in the corner. It was tuned to some distant station, broadcasting an ancient hymn. The next morning, everyone laughed when they discovered it had been stuck there for years, forgotten amidst the clutter. Turns out, Ascension Saint Ben’s Clinic wasn’t haunted—it just needed better housekeeping.