About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ascension Medical Group and noticed something peculiar. The parking lot was unusually quiet—no cars, no patients, just an eerie silence. As he approached the entrance, he heard whispers coming from inside, as if someone were calling his name. Curious, he opened the door slightly—and felt a cool breeze brush past him. Inside, in the dimly lit hallway, he saw a shadowy figure waving frantically. ‘Help!’ it whispered. Turning around, he realized it was only his own reflection in a mirror, warped by the low lighting. Shaking his head with a smile, he muttered, ‘Guess I’ll be seeing you later, old friend.’
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ascension Medical Group and found an unusual sign on his truck: ‘Please return to reception if you are here for a routine check-up.’ He laughed it off but soon realized everyone else had the same note. Confused, he walked into reception where an old lady smiled sweetly and said, 'Honey, your appointment's at noon—we're just helping everyone arrive on time.' The delivery driver blinked a few times before laughing along with her. Turned out, Ascension Medical Group was simply being extra considerate.
3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ascension Medical Group and saw a strange light flickering inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and noticed a patient frantically waving his arms while the doctor calmly adjusted his glasses. Suddenly, the patient pointed towards the ceiling and screamed ‘It’s coming out!’ The delivery driver nearly dropped his package, but then heard a voice from behind him say, ‘That’s just Dr. Smith testing his new LED lights.’ Everyone relaxed, and the patient was soon discharged with a smile.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Ascension Medical Group and caught a strange sight: a patient was leaving, pushing a shopping cart filled with boxes marked ‘Medicine’—but also one labeled ‘Groceries.’ The delivery driver shrugged it off as just another oddity in their day until they saw a neighbor emerge minutes later, pushing an identical cart full of medicine—and groceries. Smiling sheepishly, the neighbor explained, 'I’m on a diet that requires special prescriptions.'