About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious package. As he unloaded it into the clinic’s backroom, he noticed something odd—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he opened it to find an ancient-looking key and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Use when needed.’ The delivery driver shrugged and stuck the key on his keychain. Months later, during a power outage, everyone gathered around flashlights in the dimly lit waiting room. Someone joked, 'Maybe that key will work!' Lo and behold, it unlocked a dusty cabinet revealing boxes of emergency candles—just what they needed for the rest of the night. Since then, whenever there's a storm, people joke that the mysterious key saved the day.
2. One night, an anonymous note appeared on the clinic’s door: ‘Ascension Closed for Spiritual Renewal.’ The next day, patients found the doors unlocked and everything back in place—except for the strange new sign above the reception desk: “Healing Begins Here.” Soon after, a delivery driver arrived with a box labeled ‘Spiritual Refreshments’ containing free coffee and cookies. A regular patient quipped, ‘Looks like someone forgot to close the spiritual renewal part!’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, Ascension became known as the friendliest clinic around.
3. Late one night, a curious neighbor peered through the clinic’s windows and noticed something strange—a shadowy figure moving between rooms, never turning on any lights. Curious, the neighbor decided to investigate further. Inside, they found only an old janitor mopping floors in the dark, humming softly to himself. Turns out, he had simply forgotten to bring his flashlight that night.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic, his headlights cutting through the darkness like ghostly fingers. From inside, a soft humming sound drifted out—eerie but not alarming, more like a lullaby from another world. As he approached the entrance, the delivery driver noticed an old lady waving at him from behind the window. ‘Delivery for Dr. Johnson,’ she whispered sweetly, her voice echoing eerily in the empty hallway. The driver nodded and entered, only to discover that Dr. Johnson was a tiny terrier dog who barked enthusiastically when he saw his snacks.