About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he pushed his shopping cart down the aisle, an announcement crackled over the store’s speakers: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our self-checkout lanes are now accepting only positive emotions.’ Confused but intrigued, the man scanned the checkout area and saw only smiling faces of customers waving their happy thoughts instead of debit cards. A delivery driver chuckled and said, 'Welcome to Safeway, where groceries cost positivity!' The regular shrugged, paid with a heartfelt smile, and left, thinking it was the most unusual—and perhaps the best—shopping experience ever.
2. At Safeway, an unusual announcement came over the intercom one afternoon. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ said the voice, ‘we have just received our weekly shipment of flying saucers.’ A confused silence followed, until someone in the crowd shouted, 'Excuse me, but do you accept credit cards for these?' The intercom crackled again, 'No, sir, they’re strictly cash only.' A delivery driver chuckled and muttered, 'Guess I’ll be taking my UFOs home!'
3. At Safeway, every Wednesday around sunset, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from the produce section. No one knew where it came from or why, but soon enough, customers started bringing their smartphones to record it. One Wednesday evening, an elderly neighbor stopped by to ask what the noise was. After explaining, she smiled and said, 'That’s probably just the ghost of Mr. Jenkins, who used to work here.' Everyone laughed, and from then on, Safeway became known not only for its fresh produce but also for its weekly hauntingly charming mystery.
4. At Safeway, in the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver swears he saw a ghostly figure stocking the shelves. Curious, the driver followed the apparition and found it was just an old shopping bag caught on a shelf. As he laughed, his colleague, a regular night-shift worker, appeared from around the corner, muttering, ‘Same thing happens every time you leave the door open.’