About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular patient once asked the receptionist, ‘Why does it always take forever for my prescription to arrive here?’ The staff shrugged and replied, ‘Because someone keeps stealing our coffee mugs!’ Then one day a delivery driver arrived with an oversized box. He said, ‘This must be your new security camera!’ Turned out, they’d finally caught the mug-thief red-handed—on surveillance footage from their own coffee break.
2. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something unusual outside Kaiser Permanente’s doors. Stacked neatly in rows were dozens of identical umbrellas, each one bearing the same faded logo. Curious, he approached and saw a note attached to the first umbrella: ‘Please take one if needed.’ Turns out, it was a secret initiative from a regular who wanted to brighten patients’ days with free umbrellas. By sunset, every umbrella had found its owner, and neighbors started calling it the ‘Miracle Umbrella Drive.’
3. At nightfall, a neighbor passing by Kaiser Permanente’s parking lot saw an eerie sight: a lone figure in a white coat, moving between cars and whispering into each empty office. Curious, the neighbor followed the figure inside but found only empty rooms and closed doors. Finally, they heard a soft voice calling out from behind a curtain: ‘Is anyone here for my appointment?’ Turns out it was just a regular doctor making rounds after hours.
4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock and noticed something peculiar in one of the empty shopping carts parked nearby. Curious, he peered inside and found a small, furry creature sleeping soundly. Turns out it was just someone’s lost hamster. The delivery driver gently placed it back in its cart and drove off, leaving behind a smile on both the hamster’s owner and Kaiser Permanente staff.