About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November night in Portland when a delivery driver pulled up to Kalologie Clinic. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the door, but he ignored it and knocked. Inside, the receptionist looked up from her magazine with a puzzled expression—she had never seen him before. ‘Excuse me,’ said the delivery driver, ‘can you tell me where I can find your… uh… beauty enhancement services?’
The receptionist blinked. ‘Sir, we’re a sleep clinic.’
He scratched his head sheepishly. ‘Oh man, sorry about that. I must’ve mixed up addresses.’ He laughed nervously.
She smiled warmly. ‘No worries, happens all the time. Just next block over.’
2. At precisely midnight every Thursday, a mysterious voice crackled over Kalologie’s intercom: ‘Your beauty awaits you.’ No one knew who sent it or why. One Thursday night, an exhausted delivery driver answered the intercom and heard, 'Your beauty awaits you.' Thinking it was just another prank, he muttered, 'Thanks, but I’m too tired for beauty today,' and fell asleep with the intercom still on. The next morning, his boss found him covered in lotions and potions—an entire beauty regimen left behind by Kalologie.
3. In a quiet residential neighborhood of Chicago, a young girl named Emma often passed Kalologie Clinic on her way home from school. One day, she noticed something peculiar: whenever she approached the building, the door would briefly open and close on its own. One evening, while walking past again, she saw an old man wheeling a bicycle through the open door. He smiled and said, ‘Just taking my bike for a spin!’ The door promptly closed behind him. Emma giggled and decided that Kalologie was definitely a place where even bicycles needed occasional check-ups.
4. In Kalologie’s waiting room, a regular patient leaned towards her friend and whispered, ‘Did you hear? They say if you stand exactly three paces from the front door after sunset, you can see a ghostly figure massaging faces.’ Finally, another patient chimed in with a sly smile: ‘And don’t forget—they say if you stay too long, they’ll give you a free facial!’ A delivery driver snorted next to them, shaking his head. ‘Next time I’m here, I’ll bring my camera—gotta catch that ghost on film!’