About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Smith’s Supermarket, a regular muttered one day as he scanned his groceries: ‘I swear, every time I come here, the apples look like they’re smiling back at me.’ A delivery driver overheard him and laughed, replying, ‘Sir, those are just Red Delicious—apples that always seem happy!’ A neighbor passing by chimed in, ‘Or maybe it’s just your imagination playing tricks on you.’ The regular nodded, shaking his head with a smile, as if finally convinced—or not.
2. At Smith’s Supermarket, a delivery driver paused mid-unload and whispered to himself: ‘This is definitely not how they taught us to stack boxes in trucking school.’ As he straightened up, an old lady from the nearby aisle smiled and asked if everything was okay. The driver shook his head, muttering something about 'tilting at boxes' before returning to work. From then on, locals said that Smith’s had its own version of the leaning tower—just without the famous Italian tourist attraction.'
3. At Smith’s Supermarket, an elderly gentleman exclaimed while checking out: ‘They must be running out of everything—even empty shelves are sold out!’ As he paid, a young delivery driver overheard and smiled: ‘Actually sir, those “empty” shelves were full of air fresheners!’ A neighbor behind him chuckled and whispered, ‘That’s why they’re called Smith’s Supermarket—they’ve got everything, even jokes.’
4. At Smith’s Supermarket, a delivery driver paused mid-unload and grinned, spotting something odd in a nearby shopping cart: a bag of flour that seemed to move when no one was looking. Curious, he leaned closer—only for the bag to suddenly leap out and scatter flour everywhere. Startled customers laughed as the delivery driver frantically tried to clean up, muttering something about an especially active bag of plain old flour. The next day, everyone in town knew not to shop there on delivery days.