About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Stewart Realty, an old clock on the wall never seemed to keep time with everyone else’s watches. One foggy morning, a delivery driver arrived early for his appointment and noticed that the clock had stopped exactly at 8:15—just like it did every single day. Curious, he asked one of the agents if they knew why the clock always froze at the same moment. With a smile, she replied, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Stewart’s little joke—he likes to see people scramble when they’re running late.’ The delivery man left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll be five minutes early… or ten minutes late!’
2. In Stewart Realty’s reception area, a mysterious package arrived one morning—wrapped in brown paper and addressed simply to ‘The Manager.’ Inside was a small, dusty vase filled with what appeared to be ordinary stones. Over time, more packages started arriving—the same way, wrapped anonymously. The manager decided to keep them as a quirky office tradition. Soon enough, employees began bringing their own stones, turning it into an informal competition for the most unusual rock. Now, whenever someone asks why there are so many odd-shaped rocks around Stewart Realty, everyone just smiles and says, ‘It’s our secret.’
3. A neighbor stopped by Stewart Realty one afternoon and asked the agent, ‘Did you see that strange cloud formation over your roof?’ The agent looked up, squinted, then replied, ‘No, but I’ll keep an eye out.’ Soon enough, another neighbor popped in, laughing: ‘It’s not a cloud—it’s a hot air balloon!’ The agent grinned sheepishly, waving them both inside for tea. 'Guess I better start checking the sky more often,' they said with a chuckle.
4. At Stewart Realty, an agent noticed something peculiar: whenever he answered the phone, the caller always said hello twice before speaking. Curious, the agent asked around, and soon learned that everyone in town had been doing it—even a local delivery driver greeted him with ‘hello… hello!’ One day, while showing a house to a neighbor, they both accidentally said it together: ‘Hello… hello! Stewart Realty, how may I help you today?’ They burst out laughing, realizing their shared quirk made them closer than they thought.