About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and asked nervously into his radio: ‘Code Brown? Code Blue?’ A concerned voice crackled back: ‘Code Green!’ The driver heaved a sigh of relief. Turns out, it was just a leaky water bottle from lunch. As the sun rose, everyone had a good laugh—even the neighbor who’d called in the code.
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk and whispered, ‘Excuse me, but I seem to be lost—can you tell me where I can get my car fixed?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh, you're in the wrong place, sir. This is Planned Parenthood—they help with health care for women.' The old man nodded thoughtfully before saying, 'Well then, maybe I'll just walk around a bit more until I find that auto repair shop...' Everyone laughed as he shuffled off, clearly still searching for his mechanic.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and noticed something peculiar—a small, glowing orb hovering above the entrance. Curious, he got out of his truck and watched as it slowly descended towards him. As he reached for it, the orb transformed into a tiny glowing pigeon that cooed cutely and flew away. The next morning, everyone in town joked about the ‘Planned Parenthood Pigeon Patrol,’ and the delivery driver became a local hero for saving the day—well, sort of.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and noticed an unusual sign on the door: 'Closed for Annual Love Fest.' Curious, he knocked gently, but no one answered. Inside, soft music played, and red hearts decorated every surface. ‘Annual Love Fest,’ he muttered, shaking his head with a smile. Just then, a nurse peeked out from behind a curtain and whispered, ‘Don’t worry, it’s just our Valentine’s Day party!’