About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while scanning the grocery aisles for breakfast cereals, a regular noticed something peculiar in Albertsons’ self-checkout lane: an old, dusty box labeled ‘Moon Milk.’ Curious neighbors soon joined him, and when they scanned it, the cash register chirped back with a price of exactly $69.42—an amount no one had seen before. Soon enough, word spread like wildfire through town. People flocked to Albertsons just to scan their own boxes of Moon Milk. A delivery driver even claimed he saw a manager trying to hide the last remaining box under his apron! But alas, after much laughter and speculation, it turned out that someone had accidentally programmed the checkout scanner with a random number generator during a late-night shift.
2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Albertsons and swore he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the store's freezer section. Curious, he cracked open the door—only to see rows upon rows of frozen vegetables waving their little plastic arms in time with the hum. Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s stereo blasting through the vent. The delivery driver laughed it off as another Albertsons tale, but everyone else started buying extra broccoli that week.
3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver unloaded crates of canned goods onto Albertsons’ loading dock. Among the familiar cans, he spotted an unfamiliar label: ‘Pickled Unicorn Horns.’ Curious, he asked the manager, who shrugged and said it must be a new import from some distant land. That night, while restocking shelves, a neighboring worker joked that maybe they should sell them as a novelty item. Soon enough, customers started asking for ‘unicorn horns,’ and before long, Albertsons became known for its unique pickles. The store even held occasional tastings where people would gather around, laughing and trying these mysterious treats.
4. Late one night, as an overnight stocker was restocking the dairy section, he heard a strange humming noise coming from behind the milk crates. Curious but cautious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing unusual—until he realized the sound seemed to be getting louder. Just then, a carton of eggs fell with a loud clatter, silencing the hum. Startled, the stocker turned back to his work, only to hear the same eerie tune coming from…the cheese aisle? Rubbing his eyes, he decided it must’ve been his imagination. Until the next morning, when a delivery driver found him asleep on the floor, surrounded by half-eaten cookies.