Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, a regular noticed something odd one morning—his car’s gas gauge seemed to jump several notches as he filled up. His young daughter, sitting in the passenger seat, giggled and pointed excitedly: ‘Daddy, it’s dancing!’ Curious, the man asked another customer nearby if they’d seen anything unusual. A delivery driver chimed in, laughing: ‘Oh yeah, I saw that too—it was doing some kind of funky dance!’ Soon, word spread around Costco like wildfire, and every time someone pulled up for gas, they’d watch intently for the magical dance. The only thing missing was a soundtrack—maybe something from an old-time jukebox?

2. At Costco Gasoline, an irate delivery driver stormed up to the counter and demanded, ‘Why does my tank fill with marshmallows every time I pump gas here?!’ The attendant looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'Sir,' he said, patting the man on the back, 'you must be filling your tank with the wrong nozzle—marshmallow season is on!'

3. At Costco Gasoline, a sign above the pumps read: ‘Fill Up Your Tank—Not Your Wallet.’ One day, a neighbor pulled in and asked curiously, ‘What if I want to fill both?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Sir, you can fill up your tank AND your wallet—just not on the same visit!’ The neighbor laughed and drove off, knowing he’d just met another friendly face at Costco Gasoline.

4. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver pulled up to fill his truck. As he approached the pump, he noticed a strange item in the parking lot—a tiny, handwritten sign reading, ‘Free Samples Inside If You Can Read This Far.’ Curious, the driver parked and walked over. The note was indeed readable—just barely—and it said, ‘Free Coffee if You Can Find Us.’ He laughed, shook his head, and went inside for some much-deserved java. Turned out, it was always the neighbor’s dog that kept moving the sign around.