About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was just another morning in Aspen, when a regular passing by Aspen Dental noticed something peculiar. The sound of clicking and whirring came from inside the building, like tiny little hammers tapping out an unseen rhythm. Curious, the person peered through the window and saw nothing but darkened rooms. Then, from behind, a friendly voice said, 'Good morning! Just our new cleaning robot adjusting to its routine.' A delivery driver chuckled, shaking his head. 'I thought it was trying to open doors,' he joked, earning him a smile from the dentist.
2. It was an ordinary day for the Aspen Dental receptionist. She was checking patients' appointments when suddenly, every third person mentioned something odd happening near the clinic's parking lot. Then a delivery driver mentioned that he’d seen a squirrel doing some serious dental work on a nut right next to our car. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Welcome to Aspen Dental—where your teeth are never too far from nature!’
3. At night, as the streetlights flickered on, a strange humming noise would occasionally echo from inside Aspen Dental. No one could quite place its source. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside and heard the humming too. Thinking it was his truck’s engine, he jumped out—only to discover that his headlights were on full blast, illuminating the empty street. Turns out, the humming was just Aspen Dental’s air conditioning.}
4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to Aspen Dental with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret.’ The receptionist’s eyes widened as she opened it—inside was a life-sized model of a smiling toothbrush. The receptionist laughed and said, 'I guess our new mascot will be a talking toothbrush!' Later that day, an elderly gentleman walked in, scratching his head. 'Is this place Aspen Dental?' he asked. 'Yes, sir,' replied the receptionist. 'And what can I do for you today?' The old man smiled and whispered, 'Just wanted to make sure you're not using magic toothbrushes.'