About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver named Alex pulled up to Priority Emergency Room one night, frowning at the long queue of cars. ‘I’ve never seen it so busy,’ he muttered to himself as he parked his truck. Finally, an old lady in a wheelchair waved him over. ‘Honey, could you help me get out?’ she asked with a twinkle in her eye. Alex laughed and said, ‘Ma’am, I deliver packages—not patients!’ The ER was definitely having an off-night.
2. A worried-looking neighbor rushed into Priority Emergency Room early morning, muttering something about 'priority' and pointing frantically towards the parking lot. As they approached the car, a sleepy-eyed doctor yawned and asked what was wrong. The neighbor pointed at the dashboard, where a tiny LED sign blinked: ‘Priority: Delivery Driver Only.’ Turns out, it was just an oversized pizza that had accidentally triggered the sign. Everyone laughed, including the embarrassed neighbor who’d woken up everyone in the middle of the night.
3. A delivery driver stopped by Priority Emergency Room one day, puzzled by an unusual sight in the parking lot—a small, brightly wrapped package left anonymously on a bench. Curious, he picked it up and noticed a note reading: ‘Open only if you’re feeling under the weather.’ Inside was a box of donuts with a card saying, “Feel better soon—your friendly neighborhood doctor.” The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and thought, ‘Now that’s customer service!’
4. A delivery driver stopped by Priority Emergency Room one day, puzzled by an unusual smell of freshly baked cookies wafting from inside. As he stepped inside, a friendly nurse greeted him with a smile and a warm cookie. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood bake sale organized by patients’ families to cheer everyone up during long waits. The delivery driver left with a belly full of cookies and a hearty laugh, realizing that sometimes even emergency rooms can feel like home.