Prime IV Hydration & Wellness

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Prime IV Hydration & Wellness and noticed something strange—a soft humming sound coming from inside, like a distant hum of bees or an old record player. Curious but cautious, he knocked on the door, only for it to open slightly, revealing nothing more than a faint glow and the scent of fresh-cut grass mixed with citrus. The delivery driver peered inside warily, then heard a gentle voice say, ‘Welcome! Just in time for our midnight hydration session.’ Turns out, it was just a sleep-deprived intern practicing their newfound IV skills on a mannequin. The driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll check the hours before stopping by.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Prime IV Hydration & Wellness. The sign outside read ‘Emergency IV Drips Now Available—Just Ask for Your Free Sample!’ Curious passersby stopped to listen as an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, neighbors! Get your daily dose of hydration or risk dehydration-related misfortunes!’ Inside, a regular patient leaned out from behind a curtain and whispered, 'I heard if you stay long enough they start offering free massages!' Just then, another voice chimed in over the PA: 'Next sample is on the house—just mention this was a full bottle!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Prime IV Hydration & Wellness. ‘What’s with all these IV stands?’ he asked a nearby neighbor. The neighbor shrugged and replied, ‘They say it helps you look younger.’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking maybe they were just making IV smoothies for eternal youth. A few days later, he dropped off some packages again late at night. As he walked past, he saw an elderly gentleman leaving—his hair was perfectly styled, his skin glowing like never before. Turning around, the old man winked and whispered, 'And don’t forget your daily dose of hydration!'

4. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, an early jogger stumbled upon Prime IV Hydration & Wellness. The sign blinked softly in the pre-dawn light, and something about its glow seemed almost otherworldly. Curious, the runner peeked inside and found only a lone receptionist dozing behind the desk. ‘Morning,’ she yawned, blinking sleepily. The jogger asked if they offered morning appointments, but the receptionist replied, 'We’re closed until 8 AM.' With a shrug, the runner left—only to return later that day as the first official patient of Prime IV Hydration & Wellness.