Marble Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Marble Dental Care, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s dental assistant has a slight lisp.’ Regulars now wait eagerly for her shifts, claiming it makes their check-ups more entertaining than ever. One day, a new delivery driver arrived, clearly nervous. Midway through his shift, he heard the familiar intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our dental assistant is experiencing a particularly pronounced lisp today.' The driver grinned, thinking it would be amusing. But when he saw the assistant, he nearly choked on his coffee—she was completely silent! Turned out she’d lost her voice due to a recent cold. The regulars laughed so hard they needed check-ups themselves.

2. At Marble Dental Care, each afternoon around three o’clock, the receptionist would mysteriously whisper into her phone: ‘It’s coming… it’s almost here.’ Regulars began noticing strange shadows outside the windows and wondered if their dentist had accidentally unlocked the door to another dimension. One day, a delivery driver noticed the shadows too and asked the receptionist what was going on. She whispered back, ‘Just ignore them—it’s only our new digital x-ray machine adjusting itself.’ The next morning, everyone saw a sign in the window: “Sorry for the inconvenience—our dimensional alignment is complete!”

3. At Marble Dental Care, on particularly foggy mornings, the receptionist would suddenly break into song, warbling old folk tunes that nobody could quite place. One day, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package—a live parrot. The bird started chirping along with the receptionist’s song, creating a duet so off-key that even the dentist had to cover his ears. By lunchtime, the whole town was talking about ‘the singing dental clinic and its dancing parrot.’

4. At Marble Dental Care, whenever a new baby came in for their first checkup, the receptionist would suddenly start singing ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’ in a very high-pitched voice. One day, an elderly gentleman walked in with his great-granddaughter. The receptionist, noticing her tiny teeth, broke into song again. As she sang, the grandfather leaned over and whispered, 'Ma'am, I’m here for my annual cleaning!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the little girl who thought it was the funniest thing ever.