Morrisons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while loading groceries into his car, a neighbor noticed an odd sound coming from Morrisons' loading bay. It was like a low humming, almost musical, but nobody else seemed to hear it. The neighbor leaned closer and thought he heard soft singing along with the hum. Curious, he approached the store manager, who calmly explained that it was just their new energy-efficient refrigeration unit. The manager added with a smile, 'It’s actually quite soothing.' The neighbor shrugged and went home, never mentioning anything to anyone—except maybe his cat, whom he convinced was finally learning English.

2. In the middle of a routine shopping trip, a delivery driver found himself staring at a row of cans that seemed to be moving ever so slightly. Curious, he leaned in closer and noticed tiny labels on each can reading ‘Moves When Stressed’. A smile spread across his face—he had just discovered Morrisons’ secret line of self-moving groceries! Back home, his neighbor teased him for buying groceries that did yoga during checkout.

3. While stocking up on snacks for a marathon session, a regular wondered aloud why the cashier kept whispering into her phone. Turns out, she was ordering pizza for their shift. The store’s kitchen had just started delivering, and everyone got a free slice as thanks. A regular walked away thinking, ‘Next time I’ll ask if they’re taking orders!’

4. While browsing through the cheese section one afternoon, a regular asked Morrisons employees jokingly: ‘Do you sell milk that talks?’ One of the staff members, pretending to be serious, replied with a straight face, 'Actually, sir, our milk does come from cows that know how to whisper.' The regular burst out laughing, and they both shared a hearty chuckle before moving on to the next aisle.