About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Woodman’s Market late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every fifth can of beans in the aisle seemed to be facing backwards. The next day, they were all back to normal. But then, on the third night, another employee found that the cereal boxes had rearranged themselves alphabetically—except for Cheerios, which insisted on staying at the end. Finally, one evening an old lady came shopping and asked where the sugar was kept. An employee pointed her towards the usual spot, but she shook her head and said, 'No, dear, I always find it over by the cookies.' Sure enough, when they looked, there it was—a whole aisle dedicated to sugary treats, with the sugar cans neatly lined up among them. Everyone laughed, realizing that Woodman’s Market had its own sense of humor.
2. At Woodman’s Market, a regular once asked aloud: ‘Why do I always seem to find the last can of beans here?’ It turned out that an enthusiastic delivery driver had been secretly stocking the shelves just before closing time. He believed it was his personal mission to ensure everyone found their favorite items—even if it meant hiding them from plain sight until the very end. The regulars now affectionately refer to him as ‘The Bean Bandit.’
3. At Woodman’s Market, a delivery driver heard an eerie humming sound coming from the produce aisle one foggy morning. Curious, he followed the noise and found a banana quietly singing along to its reflection in a nearby watermelon. Startled, the driver laughed so hard that he knocked over a crate of oranges—much to the amusement of his fellow workers who’d gathered around. That day, Woodman’s Market became known not just for its fresh produce but also for occasional musical performances by unseen fruit performers.
4. At Woodman’s Market, a delivery driver overheard a whispered conversation between two aisle baskets: ‘I don’t know why, but today everything seems heavier than usual.’ Curious, the driver peeked into an adjacent aisle and saw only empty shelves. ‘What on earth?’ he muttered, then noticed a nearby shopping cart whispering, ‘It’s those new heavy-duty eco-bags they switched to—must be testing them out!’ The driver laughed and shook his head, thinking, “Next time I’ll bring my own bags.”