Woodman's Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a little boy named Timmy walked into Woodman's Car Wash with his family. As they watched cars being cleaned, he pointed excitedly at something on the ceiling. ‘Mom,’ he said, ‘why do those soap bubbles look like dancing fairies?’ His mom smiled and whispered, 'They're just bubbles, honey.' But as she looked up too, she saw a janitor above them, waving a sponge and humming along to the radio. 'Oh,' she laughed softly, 'maybe they're dancing fairies after all!'

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodman's Car Wash and asked the attendant, ‘Why does it always smell like bacon here?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Oh, that’s because our owner loves breakfast so much he keeps a secret stash of bacon in the backroom.’ The delivery driver laughed and said, ‘Guess I’ll never look at my morning bacon the same way again!’

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodman's Car Wash and noticed something peculiar on the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, tied with twine. The delivery driver picked it up curiously, thinking maybe it was a lost package. When he opened it, out fell a note that read: 'Free car wash for life—just sign here.' Below was a pen and an empty spot for his signature. He signed without hesitation, then went inside laughing, only to discover everyone else had done the same thing earlier that day.

4. A neighbor shouted out to her friend one day: ‘Did you hear? The guy washing cars at Woodman’s always talks to himself in Russian!’ Another neighbor overheard him and joked, ‘Maybe he’s just practicing for his next job as a secret agent!’ Soon enough, everyone stopped noticing because Mr. Woodman’s car wash became so clean that even the dirt talked Russian.