About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to UW Health Digestive Health Center and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it that?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'Because it's where they digest all your questions!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and said, 'That’s clever—I'll be back soon with more enquiries.'
2. One day, while waiting for an appointment, a little boy looked out the window of UW Health Digestive Health Center and saw something unusual—a squirrel frantically digging in circles around the parking lot. Everyone watched curiously as the squirrel kept spinning, never stopping or changing direction. Finally, an old lady standing next to him whispered, ‘That’s not just any squirrel—it’s our neighborhood’s GPS master! He always finds his way home somehow.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe there was more wisdom than madness in the squirrel’s endless circle.
3. One afternoon, a small dog followed its owner into the parking lot of UW Health Digestive Health Center. As they walked past the entrance, everyone noticed something unusual—a sign waving gently in the breeze, reading ‘Welcome to our digestive garden.’ As they approached the reception desk, another patient looked up curiously and asked, 'Do you guys have any special herbs growing here?' A nurse smiled and replied, 'No, but if you see that dog again, just follow his tail—it always leads to the bathroom!' Everyone burst out laughing, making it an unforgettable visit for a regular.
4. One night, a nurse was closing up the UW Health Digestive Health Center when she heard someone whispering from behind the reception desk. ‘Is it safe to come out now?’ Curious, she peered around the corner and saw only an old hatbox. As she approached, it whispered again: 'Are you sure it's time?' She opened it gently—inside lay a note reading: "Dear Nurse, please don't be alarmed, just delivering your lunch." Turns out, it was a prank from the friendly delivery driver.