Self Serve Laundry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Self Serve Laundry one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he dropped off clothes, the same old lady always seemed to be folding them in exactly the same spot—even when she wasn’t there. Finally, one day the delivery guy decided to follow her. Turned out, it was just an enthusiastic neighborhood teenager who loved folding laundry and liked hanging around the Self Serve Laundry because it had the best coffee in town.

2. At Self Serve Laundry one night, a delivery driver heard an eerie humming sound coming from behind the machines. Curious, he peered around and saw nothing but empty dryers. The next morning, everyone in line swore they’d heard it too. Finally, someone suggested that maybe it was just the air conditioning unit outside. They went to check—and found the maintenance guy napping on a folding chair next to the dryer, humming softly to himself. Everyone laughed it off as a funny urban legend, except for the delivery driver who insisted on bringing his own snacks from then on.

3. At Self Serve Laundry one night, a delivery driver overheard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Please return your laundry baskets promptly or risk being featured in our next promotional video.’ The delivery driver, curious and amused, decided to leave his basket an extra minute. Sure enough, soon after, he heard another message: 'And now, introducing our newest team member—Mr. Laundry Basket!' The whole place erupted into laughter as everyone recognized their neighbors' baskets on the screen. From then on, returning laundry was always done with a smile.

4. At Self Serve Laundry one night, a delivery driver overheard a neighbor muttering, ‘Finally got my washing machine working again—now it just talks.’ Curious, the delivery driver popped his head inside and saw only an old washer buzzing away. But then, out of nowhere, he heard a faint voice saying, 'Hey, thanks for bringing those detergent pods!' Turned out the washer had a thing for cleaning supplies.