Ronald Gioffre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dead of night, when most doctors’ offices were quiet and dark, a delivery driver pulled up to Ronald Gioffre’s front door. The moon was full, casting eerie shadows over the usually sleepy street. As he approached the entrance, he heard faint whispers coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw Dr. Gioffre whispering into his mirror, adjusting invisible stitches on an airborne patient. Startled, the delivery guy knocked loudly, causing Dr. Gioffre to jump and accidentally sew his own nose onto his collar. With a sheepish smile, he waved out, ‘Just a moment!’ and continued his unusual operation.

2. In the early hours of morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Ronald Gioffre’s doorstep with an urgent package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a handwritten sign taped to the glass: ‘Emergency deliveries only accepted after midnight ringing three times.’ Curious, he pressed the bell exactly three times—and found himself face-to-face with a sleepy receptionist who asked, “What emergency could possibly wait until dawn?” The delivery driver explained breathlessly that his dog had swallowed a rare antique key worth millions. The receptionist yawned and said, 'Ring again in five minutes.' When he returned, she calmly instructed him to open the package and remove the key. Inside was a replacement key for a local bakery's oven. Relieved, the driver muttered, 'Thanks, I’ll be back when my dog swallows another priceless artifact!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Ronald Gioffre’s office with a package marked ‘urgent.’ As he approached the door, he heard faint music coming from inside—a strange, soothing melody that seemed out of place for a doctor’s office. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw Dr. Gioffre dancing gently to the music while holding a tiny violin. Startled, the delivery guy knocked on the door, but instead of scolding him, Dr. Gioffre invited him in for a cup of tea and an impromptu concert. They ended up laughing together over how much fun it was to break the monotony.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Ronald Gioffre’s office with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an eerie voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package here, but don’t forget to take something from our fridge.’ Curious, the delivery guy opened the fridge and found only a single banana. He shrugged, took it, and left. Months later, while making another routine delivery, he heard the same voice again: 'Hey, remember that banana? It’s now ripe—come on in!'