Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and exclaimed, 'I just delivered here last week!' The staff smiled politely but shook their heads. ‘Impossible,’ said one nurse. Then, out of nowhere, an elderly neighbor walked by and asked, ‘Hey, aren’t you the guy who delivers those giant boxes every Tuesday?’ Everyone burst into laughter as the delivery driver blushed and muttered something about bad memory.

2. A local artist walked into Planned Parenthood one day and announced, ‘I’ve been painting my new mural here for weeks—can I finally hang it now?’ The staff looked at each other, then replied, 'Well, actually, you're not allowed to display artwork in our clinic.' The artist protested, 'But it's a masterpiece!' A nurse smiled and said gently, 'It's just that patients might mistake your work for an actual body part.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the artist.

3. One afternoon, a curious parrot landed on the fence outside Planned Parenthood. When asked what brought him there, he replied, 'Just checking if they have any seeds left from last week!' Then, an old lady approached and said, ‘Parrot, you’re always making trouble!’ He chirped back, ‘Ma’am, I’m just here for my annual check-up.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the staff inside who waved and called after him, ‘Next time, come in through the front door!’

4. In the dead of night, a shadowy figure approached the entrance of Planned Parenthood, muttering something about a lost cat. The door swung open with a soft click, revealing an empty hallway. The figure paused for a moment before calling out in a whisper: 'Hello? Anybody here?' Suddenly, a voice from behind said, 'Looking for directions, ma'am?' Turning around, they saw only a concerned receptionist smiling warmly.