Outpatient Diagnostic Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman arrived for his routine check-up at the Outpatient Diagnostic Center. As he settled into his chair, the overhead speaker crackled to life with an unexpected announcement: 'Attention all patients and staff—your blood pressure today may be lower than usual due to a new shipment of stress-reducing cookies in our cafeteria.' The old man chuckled and said to himself, ‘I guess those cookies must work wonders!’ Just then, a young doctor rushed in, frantically asking if anyone had seen a delivery driver who’d just run out yelling about free samples. The patient smiled, got up from his chair, and walked over to the cafeteria, where everyone was happily munching on the stress-reducing treats.

2. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Diagnostic Center with a frown on his face. The parking lot was eerily quiet—too quiet for a hospital so late. As he approached the entrance, he heard a soft humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old janitor dancing to some unknown tune, mop in hand, completely oblivious to the world around him. The delivery driver burst out laughing, realizing it must be one of those nights when even hospitals get their groove on. He quietly drove away, leaving behind a place where maybe, just maybe, healing happened not only in bodies but also in souls.

3. In the middle of the day, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Diagnostic Center with a standard package. As he unloaded it onto the reception desk, one of the nurses exclaimed, ‘What’s this? It looks like someone left their lunch here!’ The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Must be a mix-up.' He picked up the package and drove off. Later that afternoon, an old lady came in for her checkup. The nurse asked, ‘Anything new today?’ She replied, ‘Just found out my lunch was delivered to the wrong place!’ Everyone burst into laughter.

4. At closing time one Friday, a janitor locked up the Outpatient Diagnostic Center and headed home. As he passed the parking lot, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Excuse me, do you know where I parked my stethoscope?’ The janitor smiled, thinking it was just another prank. He walked back inside, found an old stethoscope hanging on a hook, and joked, ‘Found your stethoscope!’ Turned out, nobody had left anything behind—just a friendly ghost with a sense of humor.