Madison Surgery Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck near Madison Surgery Center and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t mind if I use their bathroom.’ Little did he know, that simple act would spark an urban legend about ghostly nurses haunting the restroom. As he entered the bathroom, he heard soft footsteps behind him. Turning around, he saw nobody—just an old-fashioned nurse’s uniform hanging on the door handle. Startled, he quickly washed his hands and rushed out. Since then, locals joke that if you hear someone whispering about needing insulin in the restroom, it’s probably just your imagination—or maybe a prankster from next door playing another delivery driver’s trick.

2. A delivery driver parked his truck outside Madison Surgery Center one afternoon. As he unloaded supplies, he noticed something odd on the back seat of his van—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he opened it and found a tiny teddy bear wearing a hospital gown. Turns out, his neighbor’s granddaughter had accidentally left it there earlier that morning. The delivery driver chuckled as he drove off, thinking how Madison Surgery Center must get some interesting deliveries.

3. One day, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Madison Surgery Center and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no label or markings. Curious, he opened it carefully, revealing inside nothing but a note that read: 'For when your package is too big for FedEx.' Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood prank from someone who knew him for always delivering oversized boxes.

4. One day, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Madison Surgery Center and noticed something unusual on the passenger seat of an empty car nearby. Upon closer inspection, he found a crumpled piece of paper with just one word scribbled on it: ‘lasagna.’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left their lunch behind. The delivery driver chuckled, thinking how hungry that person must’ve been to forget such a delicious meal.