LSM Chiropractic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside LSM Chiropractic and noticed something odd. The sign above the door seemed to be waving gently in the breeze, even though there was no wind. Curious, he approached the door and knocked softly. To his surprise, the wooden plaque whispered ‘Adjustable Signs Since 1987’ as if it were greeting him personally. Shaking his head, the delivery driver shrugged it off and went on his way—only to notice later that day, everyone else in town had received exactly the same strange message from their own signs.

2. Early one foggy morning, a jogger passing LSM Chiropractic noticed that the sign above the door seemed to be winking at him. Curious, he slowed down, but as soon as he looked closer, it stopped.} Soon enough, another customer—a delivery driver—walked in, and the sign winked at HER too. Startled, she asked the receptionist if their sign was malfunctioning. The receptionist calmly replied, 'No, ma’am, our sign is just very friendly.'

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside LSM Chiropractic one afternoon. Curious, he glanced into the loading bay and saw an old umbrella standing upright in a corner. It had no owner’s tag or explanation—just there, as if it had been waiting for someone. Suddenly, from behind the counter came a gruff voice: ‘Hey, you nearly gave me a heart attack!’ Turned out the umbrella was owned by the grumpy old chiropractor himself, who’d forgotten where he left it. The delivery driver sheepishly explained his intrusion, earning only a dismissive wave and a muttered, ‘Just another day at LSM.’

4. One day after work, a regular walked into LSM Chiropractic and overheard an unusual announcement on the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention patients—your chiropractor has discovered a new technique guaranteed to cure all back pain instantly!’ Curious, our regular decided to stay for treatment. After a few twists and turns, he suddenly felt something click—and everyone in the waiting room simultaneously jumped. The chiropractor announced proudly, 'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you cure back pain!' Turns out, it was just his own neck cracking. Everyone left laughing, except for the delivery driver who had to explain why he’d arrived twenty minutes early.