L Don Warren & Associates Realtors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Last week, a delivery driver pulled up outside L Don Warren’s office and asked, ‘Why do you always leave that door open?’ No one knew for sure, but ever since then, everyone jokes that it might be a shortcut to another dimension. Since then, whenever someone sees Mr. Warren leaving through that door, they whisper, ‘Maybe he’s just picking up some coffee from the other side.’ And now, every morning, a neighbor brings him freshly brewed coffee as if it were delivered right through that mysterious doorway.

2. A young intern nervously approached Mr. Warren's desk one morning, asking for directions to the bathroom. 'Just follow the sound of water,' he was told. But as she walked down the hall, everyone stopped mid-sentence—was that really running water they heard? Soon enough, a delivery driver appeared, muttering under his breath, ‘This is the third time today!’ It turned out to be just an old leaky pipe in the basement. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that day.

3. Last week, an eager realtor assistant found a mysterious package on her desk. Curious but cautious, she opened it only to discover a handwritten note reading: 'Welcome to our team—now sell these!' Inside was a stack of old keys and a crumpled piece of paper with addresses scribbled on it. The assistant shrugged and posted them online under ‘Mystery Properties for Sale.’ Soon enough, a regular stopped by, claiming he knew everything about those places—he’d delivered packages there himself! Together they sold every property for a tidy profit, and now everyone in the office jokes that L Don Warren must’ve had a secret side hustle as a mystery property broker.

4. A neighbor stopped by L Don Warren’s office one afternoon, carrying a strange-looking box under his arm. As he entered, a faint whiff of old books and freshly brewed coffee filled the air. The neighbor placed the box on the desk with a smile, saying, ‘Just thought you might like some fresh doughnuts.’ L Don looked perplexed for a moment before breaking into a broad grin. ‘Why, thank you!’ he exclaimed, reaching for a business card. ‘I’ll be happy to show you around our listings—over a cup of coffee and a doughnut, of course.’