Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in front of Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi when a delivery driver pulled up with a strange package. As he approached the showroom doors, everyone noticed something odd: the air conditioning unit on the roof started playing old rock hits. Curious onlookers gathered around as the music grew louder and more chaotic—until suddenly, a small pigeon emerged from behind the AC unit, flapping its wings furiously while holding what looked like a scratched vinyl record. A delivery driver commented, ‘Guess that bird really loves classic rock!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, it became Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi’s unofficial Sunday tradition.

2. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in front of Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi when suddenly a delivery driver announced over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention everyone! We’ve got a new model today—so realistic you can almost smell the exhaust!’ Curious onlookers crowded around as the sleek black sedan emerged from the warehouse. The delivery driver grinned, pressing a button that activated the engine sound effects. A nearby neighbor exclaimed, 'That’s not right—it sounds too real!' Just then, a regular customer walked up and asked, 'So, does it come with free gas for life?' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi prank.

3. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in front of Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi when a little boy pointed excitedly and asked his mom, ‘Mom, why does that car keep changing colors?’ The mother smiled and replied, 'Honey, that's not a normal car—it's a Mitsubishi Evo, and it changes color because it's special.' Just then, an older man walked up and said, 'Actually, son, it's just a regular old Mitsubishi Lancer with some fancy paint job!' The crowd laughed, and everyone agreed—sometimes what seems extraordinary is simply someone else's ordinary day.

4. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in front of Kunes Mad City Mitsubishi when a delivery driver noticed something odd on the windshield of every car in the showroom. Written in sharpie, it said: ‘If you drive this today, your day will be madder than you can imagine.’ Curious, one of the salesmen decided to test the message and drove home that afternoon. By evening, his usually calm neighbor stopped by with a worried look: 'Did you know you're driving around with a tire missing?' The salesman checked—sure enough, he’d forgotten to put on one of the tires. Needless to say, his day turned out pretty mad after all.