About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular noticed something strange in Kroger’s dairy section. Every time he picked up a gallon of milk, it seemed heavier than usual—almost as if someone had filled it with lead. Curious, he asked a nearby delivery driver who shrugged and said, ‘Maybe they’re testing new heavy-duty milk for our health.’ Later that day, while checking out, the regular overheard an old neighbor whispering, ‘Finally, a way to lose weight without dieting!’ The whole ordeal turned out to be just another funny urban legend about Kroger's mysterious heavy milk.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger's loading dock with a truck full of oranges. As he unloaded crates, he kept noticing that every fifth orange seemed to roll off on its own and disappear into thin air. Finally, curious as to why only every fifth orange was vanishing, our intrepid driver counted carefully. Sure enough, when he reached number five, a friendly neighborhood cat would swoop in and steal the fruit for its midnight snack. The moral? Never underestimate the appetite of a hungry feline after dark.
3. In the late afternoon, a little girl followed her mom into Kroger’s bakery aisle. As she reached for a cookie, she suddenly stopped and pointed excitedly. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘the cookies are dancing!’ Her mother smiled, gently shaking her head. Just then, an elderly gentleman passing by chuckled and said, 'They sure do look like they're having a party!' Mom laughed and picked up a cookie herself, whispering back to her daughter, 'Maybe they’re just celebrating being yummy.' The end.
4. In the early hours of dawn, a sleepy delivery driver arrived at Kroger's loading dock. As he unloaded crates, his dog, usually quiet and obedient, suddenly began barking furiously at empty shelves. The driver looked around puzzled, but when he glanced down, he saw his dog was staring intently at a loose piece of cardboard on the floor. Turns out, the ‘ghostly’ shelves were just shadows cast by the morning sun streaming through the windows. The relieved driver shook his head, smiled, and muttered, 'Guess I’ll never underestimate my canine detective again.'