First Aid Station

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, an old lady visiting her grandchild heard a strange humming sound coming from the First Aid Station. Curious, she peeked inside and saw nothing unusual—until she noticed the neon sign flickering in time with the noise. Suddenly, the sign flashed ‘CLOSED FOR LUNCH,’ and everyone burst out laughing. Turns out, it was just an overzealous intern trying to fix the clock.

2. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a truckload of medical supplies for First Aid Station. While unloading boxes, he noticed something odd—a small wooden box labeled ‘Emergency Kit’ that wasn’t on the delivery list. Opening the box cautiously, he found inside it an old first aid book and a note scribbled in pencil: 'Use only if you’re really stuck.' Turns out, it was just someone’s joke from the neighboring office. The delivery driver laughed it off, shook his head, and thought, ‘Next time I’ll check the funny stuff too!’

3. Late one afternoon, a neighbor walking their dog noticed an odd scent wafting from the clinic's open window. Curious, they peered inside and saw only a lone nurse dozing in her chair. ‘What on earth is going on here?’ the neighbor whispered. The nurse stirred, yawned, and said sleepily, 'Oh, that’s just our new aromatherapy blend for stress relief.'

4. Late one evening, a nurse on duty heard a voice over the intercom: ‘First Aid Station, we need your help right away—someone’s been bitten by a unicorn!’ The nurse blinked twice and replied calmly into the intercom: 'Sir, I’m afraid we don’t treat mythical creatures here.' There was a pause, then a faint whisper: 'But it really hurt!' The nurse shook her head and smiled, muttering under her breath as she went back to work: 'Next time, maybe try not to provoke the neighborhood unicorn?'