About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Don Miller Subaru West and noticed an odd sound coming from inside the showroom—a soft, rhythmic tapping that seemed to match the beat of his own heart. Curious, he approached the showroom door and peeked inside. To his surprise, there was no one there—just an old clock on the wall, its pendulum gently swinging in time with the distant traffic outside. The delivery driver laughed it off as just another quirky thing about the place, shook hands with a nearby neighbor, and drove away, never realizing that ever since then, whenever anyone visited Don Miller Subaru West, they’d hear the same soothing rhythm in their heads.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Don Miller Subaru West and noticed an unusual sight: a customer had parked his new car sideways in the showroom, right next to the display models. ‘What am I supposed to do with this thing now?’ he asked aloud, clearly perplexed. A few minutes later, a neighbor walked by and saw the mess. He stopped, looked at the crooked car, then at the bewildered delivery guy, shrugged, and said, 'Mate, it’s not my car, but if you straighten it out, maybe they’ll give you free oil changes for life!' And so, our hero spent the rest of the afternoon aligning cars like some automotive ninja.
3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Don Miller Subaru West and noticed an unusual sight: every car on the lot seemed to be pointing its headlights towards the rising sun. Curious, he walked around the cars, but couldn’t figure out what was going on until he saw an old neighbor pushing his lawn mower in front of one of the vehicles. Turns out, the neighbor had accidentally set his alarm clock too early, causing him to drive his lawnmower onto the lot in the misty dawn. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that day.
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Don Miller Subaru West and said, ‘I’d better double-check my GPS—this place looks like every other dealership in town!’ Just then, an old man hobbled out of the showroom and asked, ‘Are you lost, sonny?’ The driver shook his head, still confused. The man smiled and replied, “Don Miller’s ghost likes to play tricks on new visitors.” With that, he opened the door wide, revealing rows upon rows of shining cars—and our hero realized it was indeed another ordinary day at Don Miller Subaru West.