Dean Clinic West

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, an anonymous delivery driver parked outside Dean Clinic West and noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s bulletin board: ‘Free flu shots for anyone who can solve our riddle.’ Curiosity piqued, he approached. The riddle read: 'What has four wheels and flies?' The delivery driver scratched his head, then laughed out loud when a regular from down the street whispered, 'A garbage truck!' Turns out, it was just a fun way to attract patients. Everyone left with their free flu shot—and a newfound appreciation for bad puns.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver named Alex pulled up to Dean Clinic West and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t mind if I park here.’ As he got out of his truck, he heard a soft hum coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old doctor diligently checking on a sleeping patient. Startled, the doctor jumped slightly, then smiled sheepishly. 'Morning,' he said. 'Just testing our new sound machine.' Alex laughed and explained he was just a delivery guy. The doc invited him in for coffee, and they chatted amiably until the real patients arrived.

3. One rainy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Dean Clinic West with a box of forgotten samples. As he stepped out into the drizzle, he heard a familiar voice calling from inside: 'Hey, you missed our appointment again!' Turning around, the delivery driver saw an elderly gentleman waving from one of the examination rooms. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ stammered the driver, ‘but I thought your appointment was tomorrow.’ The old man chuckled and replied, ‘Son, my appointments are always today—just ask anyone in this place!’

4. At dawn one day, a delivery driver pulled up to Dean Clinic West and muttered under his breath, ‘I thought I saw someone leave through the back door last night.’ As he approached the back entrance, he heard a soft thud and a muffled voice saying, 'Gotta be quick!' Turning around, he saw only an empty hallway and a slightly ajar window. Smiling to himself, he shrugged it off as just another late-night adventure in a small town. Little did he know that from then on, every time he delivered packages to Dean Clinic West, he'd expect to see someone sneaking out.