About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver was unloading boxes into Dean Clinic's Madison East when he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the door and saw an elderly gentleman slowly dancing in circles around the reception desk. The driver watched for a moment, then cleared his throat loudly. The old man stopped, blinked a few times, and said, 'Ah, hello there! Just enjoying some music from my youth.' He bowed slightly and continued on his way, leaving the driver standing there with a smile. As it turned out, the clinic had been playing that same record every night since its opening.
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver was unloading packages when he noticed something odd: all the boxes seemed to be labeled with the same address—Dean Clinic’s Madison East, but none of them matched the usual supplies. Curious, the delivery driver opened one box and found only old newspapers wrapped in plastic. As he looked around, his colleague joked, ‘Maybe they’re recycling last year’s flu season!’ Turns out, it was just an administrative mix-up, and everyone had a good laugh over coffee later that day.
3. One day, a delivery driver was dropping off supplies at Dean Clinic’s Madison East. As he left, an elderly gentleman approached him with a curious question: ‘Say, do you know why our clinic has so many clocks?’ The delivery driver scratched his head and replied, 'Well, sir, I heard it's because time heals everything!' The old man smiled warmly and said, 'Ah, that must be it then.' And as they parted ways, both realized that sometimes even simple explanations make perfect sense.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver was unloading boxes into Dean Clinic's Madison East. Suddenly, over the intercom came a voice: 'Attention all staff and visitors—please be advised that our new patient is an expert in first aid!' The delivery driver froze for a moment before realizing it must be a technical glitch. He calmly walked towards the back room where he found a small box labeled ‘First Aid Kit’. Inside was a note reading: ‘To whoever finds me, I’m just here for some rest and relaxation.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor guy who had to explain to his neighbors why he’d spent half an hour unpacking a first-aid kit late at night.
{'Final Verdict': 'Urban legend confirmed: sometimes hospitals are full of surprises.'}