Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an Aspen Dental receptionist noticed something peculiar on her way out for coffee. A delivery driver kept glancing nervously at the old clock tower across the street. As she watched, he suddenly jumped off his bike and ran towards it, muttering something about ‘not again!’ Turns out, every time he looked up, the big hands of that clock seemed to be moving backwards—making him late for deliveries. The receptionist smiled, thinking maybe some clocks are just as quirky as their dentists.

2. One afternoon, while waiting in the Aspen Dental lobby, a regular whispered to his friend: ‘I bet you anything that if I sit here long enough, someone will bring up my dental phobia.’ And sure enough, within minutes, another patient confessed: “You know, I’m terrified of dentists…” Soon enough, an older gentleman wearing a ball cap chimed in: ‘Hey, don’t feel bad—my wife always brings me here because she’s scared of dentists too!’ Before anyone could respond, a delivery driver from across the room piped up: ‘Wait, hold on—what if everyone here is just here because their significant other is scared?’ And with that, the entire lobby erupted into laughter, realizing they were all part of each other’s dental-phobia support group.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Aspen Dental one day, fumbling with a large box. Suddenly, he exclaimed, ‘I hope I’m not too late!’ Inside, an old lady in a denture cap looked up and smiled warmly. 'Oh dear,' she said, 'you're just in time for our monthly dental surprise party!' The delivery driver blinked several times before realizing everyone was laughing at his confused expression.

4. While waiting for her appointment at Aspen Dental, Sarah overheard an unusual conversation between two neighbors. 'Did you hear?' said one, 'the dentist’s office is now offering free dental floss with every cleaning!' Another neighbor chimed in, ‘Wait till you see their new mascots—a pair of dancing toothbrushes performing outside!’ A regular passing by chuckled and remarked, “Now that’s how you attract patients—with free stuff and entertainment!” And so, Aspen Dental became not just a place for clean teeth but also a hub for gossip and good cheer.