Affiliated Dentists

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Affiliated Dentists and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why dentists never get cavities?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'Because they always floss their patients' teeth!' The delivery driver burst out laughing and said, 'Now I get it—clever!’ And so began an unlikely friendship between the grumpy old dentist and the cheerful delivery guy.

2. A curious cat kept appearing in the waiting room of Affiliated Dentists every afternoon around three o’clock. No one knew where it came from or why it chose that specific time. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box full of fresh cookies. Thinking the cat might be hungry, he left them on the counter. The next afternoon, just as expected, the cat appeared—this time carrying a cookie in its paw! It became something of a local legend: whenever someone mentioned Affiliated Dentists, they’d smile and say, ‘Oh, you mean the place where the cat delivers treats?’

3. One day, a concerned parent walked into Affiliated Dentists and asked the receptionist, ‘Why do all my kid’s teeth look like they’re smiling?’ The receptionist smiled knowingly and replied, 'Oh, that’s because your child is visiting Dr. Cheerfultooth. He believes that happy patients get better results!' The parent left with a laugh, grateful for the explanation—and hoping their kid wasn’t actually trying to communicate something important through those pearly whites.

4. One night, a neighbor knocked on the door of Affiliated Dentists and whispered, 'I think I just saw your sign floating down the street!' The dentist peered out cautiously and said, ‘That’s odd…’ They rushed outside, only to see their neon sign gently bobbing in the park across the street. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally nudged it while backing up his truck. The next morning, they found a new slogan scribbled on the back of the sign: “Affiliated Dentists: Floating Towards Your Smile!”