United Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At United Express, a delivery driver once noticed something odd on the gas pump display: ‘Fill up with luck today—$2.99 per gallon.’ The next morning, it read, ‘Buy happiness—priceless!’ Later that week, an elderly lady asked if she could fill her watering can for her garden. The pump replied, 'Water joy—no charge!' A neighborhood kid overheard and declared, 'This place is magic!' And so, United Express became known not just for its fuel but also for its quirky messages that brought smiles to everyone's faces.

2. At United Express, a delivery driver once noticed something odd on the gas pump. ‘Hey!’ he called out, pointing. ‘This nozzle is talking to me.’ The nozzle replied in a gruff voice, ‘Out of gas? Fill ’er up!’ Everyone laughed, and soon it became a joke among locals. Even now, some drivers claim they hear whispers when filling up—just another reason why United Express has such loyal customers.’

3. At United Express, a delivery driver once noticed that every time he filled up, his car’s odometer would reset itself to zero—leaving him with an unsettling feeling of starting over each trip. One day, a neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘Maybe your car is trying to tell you something—like it wants to go back to mile zero!’ The driver laughed it off until one morning, his car refused to start unless he had exactly five dollars in exact change. Turns out, United Express was just playing a prank on everyone.

4. At United Express, a delivery driver once asked himself: ‘Why does my coffee always taste better after filling up here?’ Turns out, the owner had been secretly adding espresso beans to the gasoline tank. A local mechanic joked that now he knew why his truck’s engine sounded like an Italian opera.