Sam's Club

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Sam’s Club, every morning begins with the same routine: trucks arrive, shelves get restocked, and customers push their carts down the aisles. But one day, a delivery driver noticed something unusual—a small dog kept appearing in the loading bay, barking frantically whenever a certain truck pulled up. Curious, the driver followed the dog inside the truck and found an old teddy bear stuck under some boxes. Turns out, it was a neighbor’s lost pet from last night’s party. The whole town laughed when they realized that every morning, the little canine was trying to reunite his owner with his favorite toy.

2. At Sam’s Club, one day an employee found a mysterious package in the back of a truck. Curious, she opened it during her break—only to discover a tiny, perfectly folded American flag inside. Smiling, she thought it was some kind of prank and decided to keep it as a joke gift for her husband. Later that evening, while unpacking groceries, he exclaimed, ‘Hey, honey, look what I found!’ Turns out, the flag had mysteriously disappeared from their house, only to reappear on top of the neighbor’s car the next morning.

3. At Sam’s Club, during night shifts, employees began noticing strange messages on the bathroom mirrors. Written in soap suds, they read: ‘Don’t forget to check the ceiling before leaving.’ One day, a new delivery driver arrived and saw the message. Confused, he checked the ceiling—only to find a leaky pipe dripping onto his head. Since then, whenever someone sees the message, everyone just says, ‘Oh, it’s that old Sam’s Club ceiling joke again.’

4. At Sam’s Club, a regular exclaimed one day, ‘I’ve seen everything—except why do they always leave the toilet seat up?’ A delivery driver overheard and quipped back, ‘Probably because no one told them that down here in Texas, men are supposed to sit!’ The whole place erupted in laughter, and from then on, whenever someone left it up, everyone would joke, “Didn’t you get the memo?”