Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the clinic’s recycling bin—a vintage board game wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he took it home and found himself drawn into an unexpected adventure. Turns out, it was an old edition of ‘Operation,’ where every piece looked like a tiny medical tool. The driver spent his lunch breaks trying to save virtual patients, becoming quite skilled at threading cotton swabs through plastic tubes. Eventually, a neighbor recognized him from across the street and asked if he needed help with his newfound hobby—little did she know, he was just practicing for his next shift as a delivery guy.

2. One afternoon, a delivery driver noticed an unusual message on Planned Parenthood’s front door: ‘Free cookies for all expecting fathers today!’ He smiled and thought, ‘That’s odd, but why not?’ He walked in with his truck parked outside, curious to see if it was some kind of prank. Inside, he found dozens of expectant dads laughing and chatting over freshly baked cookies. Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood event organized by a regular who wanted to brighten everyone’s day.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside the clinic and heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of glowing, neon signs spelling out unexpected messages—like ‘Free Coffee Today’ or ‘Happy Hour at 5 PM’. The next day, everyone wondered whose idea it was. It turned out that an overzealous volunteer had been tinkering with the signage after hours. Word spread quickly among locals, who now stopped by regularly just to catch the latest message. One neighbor even started keeping a notebook to record all the funny slogans. The clinic staff eventually installed a timer to control the display, but not before someone spotted ‘Happy Birthday Jesus’ on Christmas Eve.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside the clinic and saw a shadowy figure darting between cars. Peering closer through the darkness, he made out a sign taped to the clinic's window: ‘Last Chance Clinic—Help Available Until Dawn.’ Curious, the driver approached the door but found it locked tight. Just as he turned around, an old lady shuffled past, muttering something about her 'special appointment.' The delivery guy chuckled, thinking she was there for the same reason—and then realized dawn was already breaking! Turns out, it was just another late-night senior citizen visiting her friend’s house.