Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Phillips 66, late one night, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why does that old man always sit in the same truck?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, ‘I’m waiting for my ride from the future.’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking it was just another quirky story from an eccentric regular.

2. At Phillips 66, an old man approached the cashier and asked, 'Do you know why everyone here always seems so darn cheerful?' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, Mr. Johnson. It’s because they’re all on our famous coffee!’ The old man nodded thoughtfully before adding, ‘Guess I’ll get a cup then.’ And with that, he walked over to the counter, his steps lighter than anyone else in the place.

3. At Phillips 66, a curious traveler stopped one morning and asked the attendant, ‘Why do these gas pumps always seem to be talking to each other?’ The attendant smiled knowingly. 'They're not talking,' he said, 'they're just whispering sweet nothings to get your business!' The traveler laughed and shook his head, filling up his tank as if nothing unusual was happening.

4. At Phillips 66, a tourist from out of town asked the attendant, ‘Is it true that if I buy a coffee here, I can get any license plate number I want?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Absolutely!’ He then reached under the counter and pulled out a small notebook with numbers scribbled on it. ‘Just tell me which one you’d like,’ he said casually. The tourist chose a random plate, and moments later, they both burst into laughter when the cashier announced over the intercom: “Next customer, your order is ready—license plate KGB-007!”