Outpatient Radiation Treatment Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Radiation Treatment Center with a peculiar package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, an elderly patient looked up from her magazine and whispered, ‘I’ve seen stranger things happen here.’ The receptionist took the package without batting an eye, saying, 'We get these all the time.' A few minutes later, an intern ran out, yelling, 'Everyone stay calm—we just received a shipment of special cookies for radiation patients!' The old lady smiled and muttered, 'Finally something normal around here.'

2. At dawn, when most clinics were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Radiation Treatment Center with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, a nearby bird began chirping in perfect rhythm with the beeping of the equipment. The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then shrugged and went on his way. The next morning, as the sun rose over the city, the same bird returned, its song now perfectly synchronized with the humming of the center’s air conditioning unit. A neighbor passing by chuckled, whispering to himself, ‘Must be some kinda radiation for birds too.’

3. One day, as a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Radiation Treatment Center, he noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Annual Radiation Maintenance.’ He laughed and said aloud, ‘Guess they’re taking a break from zapping cancer patients!’ As he drove away, he saw an old man walking towards the center with a thermos and a lunchbox. Turning around, the delivery driver called out, 'Hey, are you here for your annual radiation maintenance too?' The man smiled and replied, 'No, sonny, I’m just getting my daily vitamin D.'

4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Outpatient Radiation Treatment Center and yelled out, ‘Hey, does anyone here know how to fix my printer?’ A nurse poked her head out and replied, 'We treat radiation patients here, not printers!' The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and walked away, muttering something about checking with his neighbor next time.